OOC

I may not have been on for a really long time

but I have still read

the perfection that is Sexy and Rory

they are on my mental otp list

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Hello? Anybody in?

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lyraislostinstarlight:

ohmythieves:

Hello, Sexy. How are you?

Hello, Lyra sweetheart. I’m a little tired. And how are you? 

I’m okay, nothing much is happening. So I’m a bit bored, I suppose. Why are you tired?

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Hello? Anybody in?

ohmythieves:

Hello, Sexy. How are you?

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“Oh, that’s fair. I don’t remember him saying anything, but then Dad talks a lot, doesn’t he? Thank-you, if anything comes up I’ll remember to come to you about it - it really is awful, I miss them both loads.” Her face saddens but soon brightens up, “That’s incredible! So you must know some great places to visit, yeah? Well, I don’t think I’ll be travelling for 900 years! I’m still just human, even if there is the smallest of small Time Lord-y-ness in me.”

At the question of where she had been, Lyra’s smile widened even more, “To some great places! Like, ummm, Apalapucia - before the epidemic of course, Kataa-Floko and the Lotus Nebula and then places that Mum and Dad talked about quite a bit, like Women Wept and New Earth.”

Lyra stared at Sexy slightly open-mouthed, “You really think I’m taking good care of her?” She let out a relieved sigh unknowingly, “I’m so glad! I don’t know what’s good and what’s bad; but for you to say that makes me feel so much better! I’m doing something right!”

“Oh, sweetheart, your father’s mouth…” she rolled her eyes fondly. “It has got us into a fair bit of trouble more than once. But it’s also got us out of it I suppose. There’s nothing wrong with saying your thoughts - remember that, dear Lyra.” She smiled gently at her. “I’ll bet, sweetheart. Parents are the dearest of things. I wouldn’t know, but I’m certain they are. Especially yours. They’re marvellous. They’re at the top of my life of favourite people.” She nodded excitedly. “Indeed I do! I’ll make a little booklet for you with coordinates and excellent restaurants and the best place to go for a cheese sandwich and all that malarky.” 

“Oh, sweetheart, of course you are! Look at her,” she gestured all around. “This is one happy TARDIS. An unhappy TARDIS is one of the worst things to see - it’s all dark and gloomy and lacking all form of joviality or life. But this one. She’s so bright and bubbly - just like you,” she tapped her nose. “You’re doing perfectly, sweetheart.” 

"He got us into quite a bit of trouble in the Parallel Universe too, so many more times than I can count! They’re on the list of mine too. But isn’t it really hard to not have anyone to turn to? Surely you get lonely?" She smiled sadly a little but it soon grew wider, "I’d love that! It would be such a help, you have know idea! The amount of times I’ve landed somewhere in the hopes of some simple, eatable food and ended up with nothing - it’s ridiculous!"

Lyra ran over to the nearest wall and stroked the TARDIS, “Ohh, I’m so glad. I was worried about you, my dear!” She turned back and faced Sexy again, “Thank-you for telling me that, it reassures me so much.”

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Scrunching up her face, Lyra smiled, she really did like Sexy. She was so nice. “No, I don’t think I’ve been told that before and I hope I will! If he could I’m sure he’d love to meet you - you’re the human TARDIS!” Her smile grew to an excited grin and she forgot that her Dad wasn’t even close. “Nope, I haven’t got a nickname, she’s the TARDIS, so I’ll have to think about that. Oh, yes? Are there, like, no places you haven’t been to, then?”

She nodded vigorously, “Of course! She’s part you anyway  - you’re entitled to!” Lyra grabs Sexy’s hand and pulls her eagerly round the console and over to the stairs that led to the rest of the TARDIS, “You have to remember though that she is still growing, I’m not sure if that’s bad or not because we’re flying around, maybe before she’s ready… It’s because we left when she wasn’t finished but it’s fun when new rooms pop up! So, as my Dad would say, Allons-y!”

“Ah, well I’ve probably met him before. Timelines and all that. It’s rather hard to keep a track of all your fathers who are running about. I’m sure you’ll run into one of them at some point. And, dear, if you ever need any help finding your father then I will help all I can, hm? Being seperated from your parents must be just terrible.” She shook her head. “Not that I know of. Who knows? One day a planet might just creep up and surprise me. After over 900 years of travelling, Lyra, you come to find that you visit some places more than twice. You and your TARDIS will discover that, I assure you.” She smiled at her - it was lovely to see this new life, in both the TARDIS and Lyra. Off to explore the universe. A girl and her box. “Where have you been so far?” 

She waved her free hand as she was pulled along by Lyra. “No, no, no. Quite the opposite. It’s good to stretch her legs as it were.” Her view changed to look at their surroundings. “My, my, you’re taking good care of her aren’t you?” 

"Oh, that’s fair. I don’t remember him saying anything, but then Dad talks a lot, doesn’t he? Thank-you, if anything comes up I’ll remember to come to you about it - it really is awful, I miss them both loads." Her face saddens but soon brightens up, "That’s incredible! So you must know some great places to visit, yeah? Well, I don’t think I’ll be travelling for 900 years! I’m still just human, even if there is the smallest of small Time Lord-y-ness in me."

At the question of where she had been, Lyra’s smile widened even more, “To some great places! Like, ummm, Apalapucia - before the epidemic of course, Kataa-Floko and the Lotus Nebula and then places that Mum and Dad talked about quite a bit, like Women Wept and New Earth.”

Lyra stared at Sexy slightly open-mouthed, “You really think I’m taking good care of her?” She let out a relieved sigh unknowingly, “I’m so glad! I don’t know what’s good and what’s bad; but for you to say that makes me feel so much better! I’m doing something right!”

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gurl that’s the night i’m talking about. i was super tipsy and then i saw that gif and replied to ALL the things with it

THAT NIGHT

THAT NIGHT WAS GOOD

that gif

everywhere

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omg gurl were you following me on THAT NIGHT?

ummmm

i don’t know

but I replied to Allyssa once with it

and then excited shiz went down

and it was posted and loads

and I may have started that

BUT TELL ME MORE GURL

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omg THE gif

I am proud to say I am the Queen of that gif

ask Allyssa

she knows

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Lyra nodded intently trying to wrap her head around what Sexy was explaining, she thought she got it and smiled, “Oh, okay then. I would’ve thought it would be really annoying, yeah, especially when things are going wrong!”

“I’m so sorry!” She said not only to Sexy but to the TARDIS as well, she threw her hands up to cover her mouth and her voice came out muffled, “Really, I so am! If I ever find Dad again, I’ll have to make sure to tell him.” 

As Sexy started to speak again she lowered her hands and glanced to the opposing TARDIS, the original TARDIS she supposed. That was the one her parents had travelled in; she idly wondered if their stuff was still there. She shook a little and faced Sexy again, grinning excitedly, “Of course, you can! You don’t really have to ask, this TARDIS is still, well, you. And you haven’t really seen it! It might be different to yours, I don’t know, you could find out.” 

Sexy laughed, nodding. “Yes, that would have been extremely annoying. I would have worked out some way around it, however. Especially if it was a friend, like you,” she reached over and tapped her nose again, “was in trouble. The rules of time couldn’t hold me back then.” 

At that, Sexy giggled again, smiling fondly over at Lyra. “Oh, sweetheart, has anybody told you that you’re rather adorable? You needn’t worry, love, you weren’t to know. But yes, if you see your father tell him off for me, will you?” She grinned at her. “Have you come up with a name for your TARDIS yet? A little nickname may help you two to be able to connect easier. She’s only a baby, anywho.” She smiled up at the ceiling of the TARDIS. “All those places - they’re all still new to her. I can’t help but be a tad envious.” 

She clapped her hands together excitedly. “Oh, wonderful! Are you offering me a tour?” 

Scrunching up her face, Lyra smiled, she really did like Sexy. She was so nice. “No, I don’t think I’ve been told that before and I hope I will! If he could I’m sure he’d love to meet you - you’re the human TARDIS!” Her smile grew to an excited grin and she forgot that her Dad wasn’t even close. “Nope, I haven’t got a nickname, she’s the TARDIS, so I’ll have to think about that. Oh, yes? Are there, like, no places you haven’t been to, then?”

She nodded vigorously, “Of course! She’s part you anyway  - you’re entitled to!” Lyra grabs Sexy’s hand and pulls her eagerly round the console and over to the stairs that led to the rest of the TARDIS, “You have to remember though that she is still growing, I’m not sure if that’s bad or not because we’re flying around, maybe before she’s ready… It’s because we left when she wasn’t finished but it’s fun when new rooms pop up! So, as my Dad would say, Allons-y!”

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She smiled and rubbed her nose where Sexy had prodded it, “Ooops! Well, that’s another thing I didn’t know. But why would you crash into a TARDIS, I mean you are the TARDIS, aren’t you?” Lyra’s brow furrowed, evidently quite confused.

“Ummmm…” She bit her lip and looked at the top of some of the TARDIS’ coral, she opened her mouth a couple of times as if to start and then closed it again. After a few moments she spoke, “I don’t think so. Sorry that’s so unhelpful! But to be honest she makes a load of really random noises and in the stories I’ve heard from Mum and Dad is that Dad always hit the console, so I, umm, sorta did that. Although I am doing it less now, I always ended up in some galaxy I’d never heard of!” She grinned widely, then raised her eyebrows while concentrating again.

“No-where in particular no, it was a pretty open decision.”

Sexy wrinkled her nose as she thought of a way to describe it. “I’m,” she pointed to herself. “Half TARDIS, half human. Not really half actually. More 90/10 ratio but,” she waved a finger. “It means that I can be in a physical TARDIS like yours or mine without there being any paradoxiness. So that means that unfortunately,” she made a face, “I can crash into other TARDISes.” 

She laughed, grinning. “Well, dear, those strange noises are just her trying to communicate with you. It’s awfully frustrating in there,” she pointed to the central column. “When you’re trying to tell your pilot something but it only comes out in mumbles and beeping. And yes,” she pointed with a mock-stern look on her face. “No more of that hitting nonsense. Honestly, the number of times your father hit the console…” she shook her head. “It doesn’t bear thinking about.” She smiled to show she was only teasing. 

She then placed a finger to her lips. “Hmmm. Well, then maybe it isn’t yours. Maybe it’s me. I know the old girl’s been a little tired as of late. Would you mind if I stayed here for a little while? Gave her some time off? Well, me.” 

Lyra nodded intently trying to wrap her head around what Sexy was explaining, she thought she got it and smiled, “Oh, okay then. I would’ve thought it would be really annoying, yeah, especially when things are going wrong!”

"I’m so sorry!" She said not only to Sexy but to the TARDIS as well, she threw her hands up to cover her mouth and her voice came out muffled, "Really, I so am! If I ever find Dad again, I’ll have to make sure to tell him." 

As Sexy started to speak again she lowered her hands and glanced to the opposing TARDIS, the original TARDIS she supposed. That was the one her parents had travelled in; she idly wondered if their stuff was still there. She shook a little and faced Sexy again, grinning excitedly, “Of course, you can! You don’t really have to ask, this TARDIS is still, well, you. And you haven’t really seen it! It might be different to yours, I don’t know, you could find out.” 

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